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    Lee Fearon

    [quote=Kevin D]I’m far from convinced IDS is the real problem here. The impression I get is that he is being trampled on by others (such as the delightful Mr Pickles) who simply don’t know what they are talking about (and/or don’t care).[/quote]


    Perhaps he should resign, then.

    I won’t hold my breath.

    John Boxall

    Given the relative BMI’s of the two gentlemen I for one would rather be trampled on by IDS than Mr Pickles……..


    Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery. The blossom is blighted, the leaf is withered, the god of day goes down upon the dreary scene, andโ€”and in short you are for ever floored.

    Wilkins Micawber, Ch12 David Copperfield


    this has made me HOWL! just what i need on a Friday afternoon – thanks for brightening my day! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Lee Fearon


    You’re right, of course. The Coaltion are considering a range of options which include:

    The stamp being capped at the cost of 2nd class and increased annually at the rate of CPI.
    The unemployed being expected to hand deliver their competition entry to the Take a Break office.

    Penalties in the form of withdrawal of the free pencil will also be introduced in respect of any claimant who fails to complete and enter the requisite number of competitions.


    True Brighton bingo story

    An 18 year old local government carer trainee in her second week took an elderly resident out for the day; the latter wanted to go to the Bingo. The trainee bought one card for a bit of fun and had no idea what to do.

    Yes you guessed it. The trainee promptly won the rollup jackpot when you had to get the full house on an exact nominated number …the chances of which are millions to one. No-one had won it in years.

    She retired from work on the Friday.

    Nope I dont go to Bingo! Maybe I should lol


    Re the above story – the trainee carer certainly knows how to make 200+ OAPs shout “F***”

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